shylocks

lemmonysnippets:

Throw over your mbti type. You don’t need your alignment. Stop arguing over hogwarts sortings. The only personality test you need is your Tile Type: a delicate balance of how closely your opinions line up with the actual message of the iconic anti bingo tilse and how much your personality matches the meta-textual significance of the tile. If you were the monster that they think you are, if you had poison for the whole pack of them, which beloved anti johnlock bingo tile would you be? Embrace the problematic tumblr villain within you. For your edification, a scientifically researched and completely bullet-proof test that will tell you the truth of your problematic personality that the other tests aren’t bold enough to reveal. 

Note: the quiz is slightly sweary and mean but no actual mean-ness you know? Just funny mean-ness. also i may be drunk and this may not make sense so tell me later when I’m sober if it’s coherent….love you alll…….

shylocks

Holmes:

My dear Watson. It is twelve-thirty now and the depression you had predicted is upon me in full force. But even here in the depth of hopelessness I feel an obligation to making certain Colonel Moran no longer poses a threat to my life. Or, more importantly, to yours. So I am going to confront him now, and quite frankly do not expect to return. Since this may be our last communication, I feel I should explain the very simple matter which I have allowed to become so complicated. I said before that in the last three years I have been around the globe. What I did not say is that in those travels I met countless thousands of people—men and women of every caste and creed, and in general I found the inhabitants of our world to be a seething mass of cowards, bullies, hypocrites, and warmongers. After three years of this it finally occurred to me that the problem with the world is not that there are too many unsolved crimes. The problem is that there are too few people like John Watson. Courageous. Honest. Considerate. Trustworthy. Once I realized this, it seemed logical that I should return to the company of the only person I…the only person who is like you. And to hope and pray that you would welcome me back as your friend.

(A beat, then)

Whatever happens to me now I hope you will remember me as…your greatest admirer, Sherlock Holmes.

Lee Shackleford, Holmes and Watson (via lemmonysnippets)